STE IC Contact Post

[originaloddcouple]

"Hello! This is the residence of Something Old Antiques, as well as Isaac and Miria Dian! We can't reach the phone right now because of all sorts of complicated reasons! If you're contacting us for personal reasons, professional reasons, and/or questions about that thing in the center of the store, please leave a message! Preferably after the beep."

[Also contactable by network number and cell phones.]

Comments

[gunhearted]

... It--it can't be that!

[originaloddcouple]

Weeeeeelllll, uh. Past us were alive in the 1930s.

And still looked the same in the 80s.

...Sorry, buddy?

[gunhearted]

I-I... I don't understand.

[originaloddcouple]

Well, it kind of looks like that immortality is contagious in you guys.

And you caught it from us.

That makes the most sense.

[gunhearted]

But then why are we the only ones?!

[originaloddcouple]

I'm... not sure.

Maybe there's a specific thing that makes it contagious.

Something in the air?

[gunhearted]

What--what about Rakka is she okay?

[originaloddcouple]

She hasn't mentioned anything like this happening...

So what could be affecting you guys that wasn't affecting he-

[originaloddcouple]

[OH GOD]

okay done

[originaloddcouple]

[There's a long, awkward silence.]

[gunhearted]

... Guys? [DID HE DISCONNECT???]

[originaloddcouple]

...We're so sorry.

We didn't think....

[gunhearted]

Why are you apologizin' guys?! Did I say something wrong? I'm really sorry--!

[originaloddcouple]

No, we're the ones who messed up!

We didn't think things through and now this has happened and-

You and Nice shouldn't have to deal with this we didn't mean to cause it and Mom was right about me and...

[They're kind of blubbering now.

[gunhearted]

No she's not! Stop sayin' that...

[originaloddcouple]

But this never would have happened if we had thought things through!

We changed your life forever and we didn't mean to and now Nice's scars won't heal and...

[gunhearted]

It's not your fault!

[originaloddcouple]

It, uh.

Kinda.

Really.

Is.

[gunhearted]

You can't do somethin' like this on purpose!

[originaloddcouple]

Well, we didn't mean to but.

We did cause it?

[gunhearted]

It still doesn't mean you gotta apologize for it! I still don't even get it... It might not have been you guys...

I DIDN'T GET THIS TAG WHAT THE HELL

[originaloddcouple]

See, the thing is...

The thing we didn't really think about...

Just now that we think about it...

The... alcohol... from the 4th of July party....

May have...

Kind of...

[And they basically trail of into mumbling.]

I SEE HOW IT IS, YOUR INBOX. I SEE HOW IT IS.

[gunhearted]

What are you guys talkin' about?

[originaloddcouple]

We just sort of forgot that we... echoed it back...

We didn't think about it and so we shared it to drink and...

[gunhearted]

It's--it's just a drink. We didn't end up like this because we sold the money or anything, why would a drink do that?