STE IC Contact Post

[originaloddcouple]

"Hello! This is the residence of Something Old Antiques, as well as Isaac and Miria Dian! We can't reach the phone right now because of all sorts of complicated reasons! If you're contacting us for personal reasons, professional reasons, and/or questions about that thing in the center of the store, please leave a message! Preferably after the beep."

[Also contactable by network number and cell phones.]

Comments

[originaloddcouple]

Of course you won't!

There's no way you could!

[And they mean it. By god, do they mean it.]

[gunhearted]

I could end up like the other Jacuzzi. H-he killed a lot of people so... if I do, be careful, okay?!

[DON'T TRUST HIM COMPLETELY never trust him completely.]

[originaloddcouple]

We don't care what you do!

You're always going to be Jacuzzi to us, no matter what!

And we love you! And we'll never stop!

[They can't stop. And they won't stop. And they don't think they'd want to stop. Not when they have such a perfect friend by their side.]

[gunhearted]

[HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THAT?! Because the only way he thinks he can is with tears. A lot of tears. But he tries not to sound like he's crying.

(He fails.)]

I-I-If we... if we're really gonna live forever... t-then--then I'm glad it's you guys... [Is that selfish? That's selfish. He said something terrible.] I-I'm sorry!!

[originaloddcouple]

[It can't be selfish. Well. It selfish when they think it, but not Jacuzzi. Jacuzzi's perfect in every single way.]

We-we're glad...

...too.

[gunhearted]

T-then you shouldn't be upset, right...? [If they're glad it's him, then there's no reason to be upset that they may have accidentally caused it?]

[originaloddcouple]

Well...

I... guess that makes sense!

[Okay, if he says they shouldn't be upset, then they shouldn't be upset, right?]

[gunhearted]

[This is the one time to listen to Jacuzzi Splot.]

Then... then we'll make the best of it. And you guys will be fine because... because you're you!