STE IC Contact Post

[originaloddcouple]

"Hello! This is the residence of Something Old Antiques, as well as Isaac and Miria Dian! We can't reach the phone right now because of all sorts of complicated reasons! If you're contacting us for personal reasons, professional reasons, and/or questions about that thing in the center of the store, please leave a message! Preferably after the beep."

[Also contactable by network number and cell phones.]

Comments

[originaloddcouple]

I'm... not sure.

Maybe there's a specific thing that makes it contagious.

Something in the air?

[gunhearted]

What--what about Rakka is she okay?

[originaloddcouple]

She hasn't mentioned anything like this happening...

So what could be affecting you guys that wasn't affecting he-

[originaloddcouple]

[OH GOD]

okay done

[originaloddcouple]

[There's a long, awkward silence.]

[gunhearted]

... Guys? [DID HE DISCONNECT???]

[originaloddcouple]

...We're so sorry.

We didn't think....

[gunhearted]

Why are you apologizin' guys?! Did I say something wrong? I'm really sorry--!

[originaloddcouple]

No, we're the ones who messed up!

We didn't think things through and now this has happened and-

You and Nice shouldn't have to deal with this we didn't mean to cause it and Mom was right about me and...

[They're kind of blubbering now.

[gunhearted]

No she's not! Stop sayin' that...

[originaloddcouple]

But this never would have happened if we had thought things through!

We changed your life forever and we didn't mean to and now Nice's scars won't heal and...

[gunhearted]

It's not your fault!

[originaloddcouple]

It, uh.

Kinda.

Really.

Is.

[gunhearted]

You can't do somethin' like this on purpose!

[originaloddcouple]

Well, we didn't mean to but.

We did cause it?

[gunhearted]

It still doesn't mean you gotta apologize for it! I still don't even get it... It might not have been you guys...

I DIDN'T GET THIS TAG WHAT THE HELL

[originaloddcouple]

See, the thing is...

The thing we didn't really think about...

Just now that we think about it...

The... alcohol... from the 4th of July party....

May have...

Kind of...

[And they basically trail of into mumbling.]

I SEE HOW IT IS, YOUR INBOX. I SEE HOW IT IS.

[gunhearted]

What are you guys talkin' about?

[originaloddcouple]

We just sort of forgot that we... echoed it back...

We didn't think about it and so we shared it to drink and...

[gunhearted]

It's--it's just a drink. We didn't end up like this because we sold the money or anything, why would a drink do that?

[originaloddcouple]

It was from past life stuff!

Who knows what all that crazy past life stuff does!

Maybe my top hat is a time machine! I don't know!

[gunhearted]

Please--don't worry about it. Or blame yourselves like you did somethin' terrible, either!

[originaloddcouple]

But...

What if...

[And this part kinda hurts the most to say because they only recently thought of it. They probably never would've thought about it if someone hadn't pointed it out. And it's weird to think about because on some level they don't mind. But to inflict on friends, who very well MIGHT mind? It's upsetting and they're getting sniffles again.]

...What if none of us ever die?

[gunhearted]

[Jacuzzi didn't even think of it. And when it sinks in, he might have some emotions at Nice. He'll definitely have a lot of emotions at Nice, but right now the first thing he thinks about isn't himself.

It's Isaac and Miria.]

... You guys would've been alone.

[originaloddcouple]

Not always...

We would've been fine...

[Because its always Jacuzzi and Rakka and everyone else other than themselves that they worry about more.]