STE IC Contact Post

[originaloddcouple]

"Hello! This is the residence of Something Old Antiques, as well as Isaac and Miria Dian! We can't reach the phone right now because of all sorts of complicated reasons! If you're contacting us for personal reasons, professional reasons, and/or questions about that thing in the center of the store, please leave a message! Preferably after the beep."

[Also contactable by network number and cell phones.]

Comments

[originaloddcouple]

Go on dates and stuff, I guess.

Just hang out and care for each other works too.

[gunhearted]

i start living with her tomorrow.

[originaloddcouple]

Wow, really?

Good on you guys!

It took us years before we moved in together!

[gunhearted]

it was gonna be just as friends!

[originaloddcouple]

So was ours!

Sort of.

Kind of.

In retrospect, it was pretty clear we had been dating for about a year or two.

[gunhearted]

what if i do something weird i kind of just kissed her out of nowhere in vegas and that was really weird but she was okay with it???

i don't understand anything.

[originaloddcouple]

That could be considered true love then!

Kissing always means true love!

[gunhearted]

[... How did these two ever even get married.

Do they understand what married is?

Do they understand what married people do???

Jacuzzi is horrified by the sudden pondering he has to do at that comment.]

i don't think thats really it

[originaloddcouple]

[Answers: Priest in Vegas, nope, and nope.]

Sure it is!

And the fact you guys are kissing already means its especially true love!

[gunhearted]

i really dont think that makes it anything

[... did either of them EVER have the Talk?]

[originaloddcouple]

[Isaac's parents couldn't figure out how to phrase it before giving up. Miria's didn't even bother.

College was an interesting experience.]

It means that things can only go great!

[gunhearted]

[You know at least Jacuzzi got that.

Oh my god. Guys. This was the worst option he could've taken but it's not like he can ask anybody else.]

but what if i do something wrong?

[originaloddcouple]

It'll all work out!

After all, you two seem to get along so well!

You're perfect together!

[gunhearted]

but is it because we were together before?

[originaloddcouple]

Maybe?

I'm not sure buddy.

We met somehow and fell in love, but I don't know if its because of past us or not...

[gunhearted]

im so confused

[originaloddcouple]

Don't worry buddy! I'm sure it will make sense somehow!

[gunhearted]

its gonna be okay right?

[originaloddcouple]

Of course!

And we'll always be here for you both!

[gunhearted]

thanks guys

i don't know what i'd do without you

[ASIDE FROM NOT HAVE TO WONDER IF HIS MARRIED ADULT FRIENDS EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS.]

[originaloddcouple]

We don't know what we'd do without you either!